Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Summer Lovin’ Week 2

Kittens are clawing at my uterus!

My womb is like you carving out the seeds of an apple.

Like the strawberries you brought home from the market.

Err, it’s like the most beautiful rose petals.

But this woman talks about such things much lovelier than I can times a thousand!


So I didn’t bother weighing in because of the miraculous things happening in my lady parts as we speak. Instead of a number on the chart I’ll get an                       for this week.

(Ladies! If things are happening in your lady parts and like me your weight shoots up during that time, feel free to ask for an                       in lieu of your weigh-in.)

(My most sincere regards to John, our token man. Or perhaps he should be giving us his sincere regards?)

I actually stepped on the scale on Monday night and was SHOCKED, “Whaaaaaat?” WOE IS MEEEEEE! Until my uterus spoke up, explaining things like my mood, weight gain, my especially sudden need for male companionship, pasta slurping, yadda yadda.

Review my Summer Lovin’ goals, shall I?

Mostly, I didn't do badly with my goals. I did manage to sleep eight hours a night because I was off for Spring break [insert smiley face here] And I only forgot to track on two days--that's really good for me! [insert smiley face here]
Here's where I didn't do too well though: I only worked out twice and I didn't make my OA meeting.Was too busy sleeping and moaning over school work.

If you are taking part in Summer Lovin’, tell us in the comments how things went for you? Did you lose, gain, maybe maintain? Remember we lost 14.5 last week!

lovelovelove

-A-

11 comments:

Candy kankles said...

Down 3 from last week :)

Alexia @ Dimple Snatcher said...

Candy, you're on a roll! :)

Ana said...

maintained :{

He Took MY Last Name said...

can I have a pink bar too lol :)

acissejlates said...

I maintained! YAY! :D

Me said...

Ooops sorry forgot to weigh in yesterday, 79.0, loss of 0.6kg. Glad that I don't get a visit from aunt flo, it would screw up all my calculations.

Alexia @ Dimple Snatcher said...

Ana, a maintenance is #winning!

Yes, Christie you can have a pink bar ;) HA.

Hahahaha, John. It would screw up your calculations instead. Oh, and it's hilarious that your name is "Me"

Kate (What Kate is Cooking) said...

My weight goes crazy high during that time of month :)

I broke even this week- I lost two pounds, then I gained three, and then I lost one, so I'm right back where I started!

Thirteenlbs said...

Stayed.the.same.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

All this running for nothing!

Losing It said...

When is the official weigh in day? I'm so confused. lol I was up, and now i'm back down. 261.7. thank you easter!

kimberlydanielleo said...

Ha I stayed the same! Don't get discouraged 13!

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